IM CHOKING ON MY LUNGS. POOR NIGEL OMF
(just putting it out there that nigel is also phil’s dad’s name)
you live up to your name my friend
(via jaiceislove)
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via badg4lmira)